I don't know

what student's always say when they don't study

Teacher: Billy, what do students always say when they don't study?
Billy: I don't know
Teacher: That's right!!!

by maureen lewis April 21, 2004

You don't say?

An expression which appears in rage comics as a cartoonized version of Nicolas Cage. The phrase is a response to anything obvious and functions the same as "No shit, Sherlock" and "thank you captain obvious".

Some guy: I'll tell you a big fact.
Me: And... what is it?
That very guy: Stars don't blink! It's the atmosphere that makes stars look like if they blink!
Me: You don't say?

by Definitiosis January 6, 2013

why don't we

5 absolute daddies who are hot as fuck and deserve the world and more.

why don't we is hot and if you don't think so i'll slit your throat, to put it nicely

by elianamarietorres September 26, 2018

Don't Yell at Me!!!

An exclamation used to express anxiety, paranoia, and sometimes anger. Usually spoken with the voice style of a mentally challenged person with an IQ of around 13. It is customary for the user to place their hands (preferably open-palmed) over their ears, simulating earmuffs, as the exclamation implies they want to shut out the "yelling". It is also customary to do such action when no one in the vicinity of the user is yelling or even merely raising their voice.

Tim's Mom (Calmly): I think you could have done better on that math test, Tim.

Tim: *Covers ears* Don't yell at me!!!!!

Tim's Mom: Christ, I should of taken the Asian kid at the adoption center....

*Tim continues to block all sound out with his hands*

by Quit yelling!!!! July 31, 2009

don't hassel the hoff

Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.

Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...

by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009

don't swing that way

A phrase one uses when they don't want to or don't like doing a certain thing.

Mel: Damn check out Rick's nice ass
Bob: Uhh no thanks, I don't swing that way
Mel: You did last year with Mike
Bob: Shh, only that once...


Kevin: Hey Tom, We're going to tax shit from Wal-Mart, wanna come?
Tom: Sorry dude, i don't swing that way.
Kevin: Pussy
Tom: Mm Pussy, i DO swing THAT way.

by Sex, drugs & dora-the-explorer October 21, 2008

don't drop the soap

you're going to jail
-when you drop the soap in jail and you bend down,
you get butt raped-

"please come give me a ride, i'm in the woods hiding from the cops!"

"screw you, we're not even friends, so don't drop the soap"

by tbtbtb876 December 27, 2007