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DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke
Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*
by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024
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Basic Ditch

(Noun) A close friend that you are hanging out with who leaves you for another friend group and lies about it.
Nick just basic ditched to get his “charger”.
by Doctor Court Murph October 28, 2018
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ditch hop

Hiding in the ditch from cars that came by was pretty common where i was a kid.
Me and my brother ditch hopped down to Matt's
by TValerie July 4, 2021
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ditch diving

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.
Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.
by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013
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Ditch

A colloquialism for a gay man. Likely started by combining Dick and Bitch. Most often used in a positive or self deprecating way. Similar use to women refer to their friends as “Bitch” or “Bitches”
“I woke up in a ditch this morning
“I’m only going if the Ditches go”
“Ditch, please”
by Cannit May 31, 2025
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Ditch graver

Ditch graver: a term used to describe a person with no future and most likely to die in a ditch
Brian: “did you see those heathens speaking over there?”
Liam: “yeah, they are the future ditch gravers of the world
by BleachBrinker98 May 9, 2024
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Ditch to a sweep

This basically means that you were in difficult circumstances but now you are living well
John: Damn, you went from being in the dark to enlightening urself!!
Chris: Yea, I went from ditches to a sweep
Definition of ditch to a sweep: Living sub par then becoming upper echelon
by EchelonConfidence657494 September 12, 2023
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