detroit tombstone

.The cock of a man covered in fecal matter after a person rides it

My man gave it to me good last night-Detroit tombstone good

by Detroit tombstone November 10, 2017

Detroit Mudsucker

When your wife pulls her penis out of your ass and makes you suck it clean.

Friend "How was your night?"

Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"

by Stinky Finger69 March 5, 2025

A Detroit Sundae

When you go to use a public restroom to drop a deuce and realize you have to drop one an existing floater because the previous occupant failed to perform his or her flushing responsibility You have now created a Detroit Sundae. Flavors may vary on content. May be of any texture or color...

The toilet at WaWa was broken, so I had to make a Detroit Sundae.

by 2Chunks November 23, 2023

Detroit

A city that has been declining for years and was once the wealthiest and most successful city in the US and provided many jobs to the residents and back then you would hear so many people say "I'm moving to Detroit!", Now is the murder and crime capital and city of "urban decay."

Person: "Hey, Where are you from?"
Detroiter: "I'm from Detroit"
Person: "Must be spooky"

by redwinz February 23, 2021

that's some Detroit shit

Describing a building fire in which the structure is entirely engulfed in flames, making it an absolute fucking job.

Lmao I showed Alexandra the video from the auto body shop & tow truck fire and she goes “ that's some Detroit shit

by anonymous May 18, 2024

Detroit firefly

Similar to a texas firefly, except done with a cigarello, as instead of being skinny and white it's big and black

"Mark hit me with a detroit firefly the other day at the skatepark"

by @iwannajerkofs8n November 28, 2021

Detroit Jacuzzi

A social event whereby a children's pool is filled with dirty tap water purging from
the stubs of stolen copper pipe and adults get and expell faltulence to heat the pool and create relaxing bubbles.

Matt found an old kiddie pool behind the crack house and filled it with water that was spewing out. All jumped in and went round-robin to pass gas to make Detroit Jacuzzi.

by Dbuzzkill September 28, 2017