mark-dot-beard 

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..

Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.

mark-dot-beard by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010

polkie dot 

spherical shapes surrounding in a pattern of some kind. the geometric figure really does have a popping appearance to the naked eye, continueing to stare at the magnificent pattern.

yah, you seem dem polkie dotz on those socks ovah there!.

aww yeah! i likea da polkie dotz!

polkie dot by evyfen November 5, 2010

M- dot tattoo 

M- dot tattoo is a tattoo competitors choose to get if they want, after they have completed an iron man triathlon in Hawaii. if you get it before you complete the 1500 entry race your a poser

after i completed the iron man i got this sick M- dot tattoo iron man logo

M- dot tattoo by uriospaniard November 7, 2010

Concussion dot com 

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.

(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"

Concussion dot com by JS90 November 26, 2010

Snot Dot 

Those little wet dots you (or someone else) get on your shirt after a sneeze.

Jeff sneezed and covered his shirt with snot dots.

Snot Dot by snot dot August 2, 2012

slob dot 

The small stain on your shirt you get from sloppy eating.

Well, now I'm a marked man. I've got my slob dot.

slob dot by Woodster89 September 29, 2013

polka dot seat belt 

A seat belt found on many buses that can give you the power to make anything have polka dots.

I sat on one of these buses and I got polka dot pants because of the seat belt. I love polka dot seat belts.

polka dot seat belt by Polka dotter December 2, 2013