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Dirty Demnah

The act of getting lip fillers and using your lips to iron the wrinckles out of your much older managers penis in exchange of a promotion and a pay rise. A dirty Demnah (also known as a swanslut or a barristersbike) will do almost anything an elderly man asks of them in exchange of as little as a couple of ciggies and a free ride home. Her dingy-like lips could also help you survive if you was to be left stranded on a desert island, and her beef curtains may also be used as wings which will flap around rapidly in the wind enabling you to reach great hights.
Dem: Wow! My lips feel so swollen after ironing all the wrickles out of Daves dick!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!
by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023
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Dirty Monty

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can
A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?
by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023
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Dirty Gia

When you fuck your man so well he is stuck in a Paralysis for the rest of the night and forget everything.
Oh my god man I don’t remember anything last night my girl must have gave me a dirty Gia
by The turkey December 9, 2020
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Dirty Marquis

A dirty Marquis is when you finger a girl with a lemon while playing among us and then make her eat the lemon
person 1: oh there is a lemon here
person 2: its time for a dirty marquis
by REDDITKID123 October 21, 2020
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Dirty Filippa

She is a dirty mother fucker and can take your man at any moment, the best person you ever meg in the bed and will make you scream louder than the loudest thing you have ever heard.
”omg, you are going to sleep with dirty Filippa?! Watch out bro, she is too good to be true!”
by turg ood January 17, 2021
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Dirty Karuna

When your girlfriend shits on your toes and breaks up with you
Karuna: *strips down to nothing and shits on your toes* WE’RE DONE YOU SHITTOE
Boyfriend: Why are you being such a dirty Karuna *sobs*
by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022
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Dirty Hasse

When you have a threesome and you're sitting in the corner wanking while the other guy goes down on her.

Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!
I went HAM last night, we did the Dirty Hasse and everything!
by TisseHuntersson January 12, 2022
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