18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.
she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.
she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
by justbackfromholiday July 13, 2009
Get the Ellen Crabmug. Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY
by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021
Get the CRAB AIDSmug. A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.
by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021
Get the battle crabmug. This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!
I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.
I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.
by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021
Get the Crab's Cuntmug. by procrastinationXD June 3, 2010
Get the turf crabsmug. by jordanmonty May 3, 2020
Get the Crab Culturemug. When your in a conversation and it's starting to get dry so out of nowhere you say "U BOBBLE CRAB" and that's a conversation started.
by Leona malfoy November 7, 2020
Get the Bobble crabmug.