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Ellen Crab

18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.

she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
by justbackfromholiday July 13, 2009
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CRAB AIDS

Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY
School today was crab aids my skillet.
Facts my brostar.
by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021
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battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.
Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!
by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021
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Crab's Cunt

noun
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.
This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!

I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.
by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021
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turf crabs

The little annoying black pieces of rubber from a turf field.
When she laided-out for the frisbee she got turf crabs in her compression shorts.
by procrastinationXD June 3, 2010
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Crab Culture

The rising sensation of the urge to pinch someone. Often times very violently.
by jordanmonty May 3, 2020
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Bobble crab

When your in a conversation and it's starting to get dry so out of nowhere you say "U BOBBLE CRAB" and that's a conversation started.
uhm...

uhhh

so hi?

uh hi?

ur such a bobble crab~ 😌

lol what ?!

i said bobble crab

I- BAHA
by Leona malfoy November 7, 2020
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