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covid idiot

Someone that is absolutely terrified of covid 19 so they where a mask by themselves. EX. By themselves out side, driving in their car by themselves.
They are such a covid idiot, look at them wearing a mask by themselves outside.
mugGet the covid idiotmug.

Schrödinger's Covid

The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.
by Jen X December 21, 2021
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Covid Shower

When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.
"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."
by JR382 January 14, 2022
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Covid Couple

A couple that started dating during COVID-19 pandemic. They are like a regular couple except everything happens at 10x the speed as all they have had to do is get to know each-other.
Per1: Wow are they moving in already? It’s been 2 months?!

Per 2: Yeah, they are a covid couple it makes sense
by Loveybirdy April 21, 2021
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Covid Boom

It is a virus. This virus is very deadly, even more deadly then the Covid-19! According to Doctor Gay Bar, the symptoms are as follows. Unable to comprehend simple things, unable to speak or hear things (practically deaf and mute), have a tendency to spend a fortune on games, being an extreme weirdo and lastly, unable to bathe or wake up on time. A warning! This virus is very serious. Although rare, once you contract it, you will never be cured.
1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid Boom!
by Mr Sittha Boom April 15, 2020
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Covid degree

To state that you have a college degree on the topic you are debating with someone while being completely wrong about said topic.

During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
Person 1: "As someone with a Master's Degree in history from Harvard, only 1 million people died in the Holocaust."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
by MrGandry September 18, 2023
mugGet the Covid degreemug.

Covid-19

Jim: Dude my grandmother got Covid-19 and died!
Jeff: Well, it os the boomer remover.
by sjyhgfgdrgtuykhngff March 20, 2020
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