Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

Couple laituce

Couple toxique menant à la dépendance affective malsaine et l'isolement

Brita: "Hmm, je n'ai pas vue Pierrette et Timothé-Jimothé depuis bien des lunes"
Jing : "Je sais, ils sont rendu un couple laituce"

by Ronron69swag2007 December 23, 2021

supreme couple

a inside joke made about special needs kids in a couple. these couples usually last a week to 3 months no longer, and are usually very toxic and cringe. Help stop the movement of these couples. They are causing kids ages 12-20 to kill themselves. Basically a Special Needs Cult and there sponsor is supreme. Please help put a stop to this movement... #FuckSupremeCouples2019

hey is that a supreme couple? yeah why? oh *gun shot* oh my fucking god you just killed yourself

by Dababys Dick December 26, 2019

Best couple

@bby_amari

@onmykneesfor.arlert

@bby_amari and @onmykneesfor.arlert are the best couple they are literally perfect

by @onmykneesfor.arlert May 24, 2021

Corny Coupling

Being a very very cheesy couple to prove a point. When the couple doesn't get help soon they start to become extremely cringe.

Oliver and Kiara keep on holding hands and being extra cheesy in front of Nate because he got no bitches.
Nate "guys can u stop corny coupling, its so cringe"
Oliver "is it because u got no bitches"
Nate "shut up"
Oliver and Kiara *keep on corny coupling*

by kkidamoggus May 15, 2022

National couples day

It’s October 5 national couples day post/show off your love for your significant other!!

1:Hey baby it’s oct 5
2:yeah and?
1today is national couple’s day!
2:omg happy national couples day honey

by Simphub October 4, 2021