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Guardian of the Center of the Universe

A homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd in Whiting, IN from the 1970s to 1990s. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned White Castles
I saw The Guardian of the Center of the Universe, he sure got old.

I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.

I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.
by Joe Iron January 21, 2008
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Centennial High School

A prison located in the Meridian/Boise vicinity filled with sexually transmitted whores, coke addicts and cough syrup addicted pregos.
Acquaintance: "So, what school do you go to?"

Student: "Centennial High School."

Acquaintance: "Damn dude that sucks! What are you in for?"
by SeargentCoolWhip March 11, 2011
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Valley Center

A very expensive place where fires and horses run wild. Small, po-dunk town that coined the phrase 'Country Living'.
I drove 40 miles north of San Diego and wound up in Valley Center.
by No names were available July 19, 2005
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Brampton Centennial Secondary School

A Highschool located in Brampton and was built in 1967. Known for it's infamous shooting in 1975, and that's about it. About 70% of this school is composed of annoying Brown people, while the rest are either black that try so hard to be cool and whites chavs who think they're the shit. Probably the worst highschool you can go to. Nothing ever seems to work right, as the washroom toilets are always clogged and the urinals have 0% privacy.
Joe: hey what school you go to?
Jim: Brampton Centennial Secondary School
Joe: oh..
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Dick Sucking Contest

A contest in which two people perform fellatio on group of men. The person who is able to ejaculate the greatest amount of men in the alloted time wins. The first known contest was held in Seattle, WA during May 2004.
Zach totally won the 2008 Dick Sucking Contest against Jenna Jameson, he must be one of the worlds best.
by Melanies number 1 fan August 24, 2008
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cnote

The Counter-Strike server at Kenyon College. Named after arguably the best cs player in the world.

Cnote is famous for his outrageous personality and expert use of the bazooka - a gun that ignorant players often refer to as the AWP. The unrivaled leader of any cs team he joins, Cnote holds his fellow teammates to high standards - for example they must "get out {his} radar" AND "report back to Cnote" simultaneously.

Also known for his protective older brother (6'7" 250lbs) who comes in over the mic occasionally to make sure the other cs players aren't disrespecting Cnote. "My brother's tellin' me y'all disrespected him. Is this true? That's my little brother, man. He just trying to have a good time on this game. Y'all ain't lettin' him."

His alias is believed to originate from the term c-note, meaning $100 bill (Though clearly his entertainment value is far higher).

Cnote: Master Strategist
"This the game plan: gather around fuckin' me at the beginning"

Cnote: Master Intimidater
"It's all over for y'all niggas now, I got my bazooka"

Cnote: Better than God
"I /allow/ God to let you motherfuckers do this"
"I said drop that shit you little bitch! That Cnote gun!"

"Nigga get the fuck up off Cnote"

"Y'all better respect Cnote"

"Cnote's the wrong mothafucka to dis"
by nvuois December 16, 2004
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Centerville Jazz Band

The revolutionary high school marching band from Centerville, Ohio, started in 1984 by Wayne Markworth. Also known as the CJB, by members and friends, the name is consistantly butchered by announcers at various competions. CJB is the best band in Ohio, and generally has spectacular crowd appeal, shows are created to entertain the audience. Consistently wins local competitions and places in BOA functions... Trained vigorously and constantly from June through November and charged with keeping a professional reputation. Also known for the infamous shout chorus. Overall, the best band program in the nation.
Did you see the Centerville show?

announcer: And now, in competion, The Centerville Marching Elks!

band member: Its the Centerville JAZZ BAND, you twit!
by CJBclarinet'12 December 21, 2009
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