computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold
"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
by Salty 40 March 18, 2018
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Coyote clap

A coyote clap is when you tuck it in between the cheeks but then you let it out when a bolt of lightning hits the ground. If you get it in when the lightning strikes, it’s a coyote clap.
Me and my girl Sarah did a coyote clap to the storm
by Big slick 29 December 26, 2021
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pelosi clap

A sarcastic clapping style used when listening to someone spew complete and utter lies and bullshit.
She threw the dude a bone with a sarcastic Pelosi Clap knowing that she knew, we all knew, it was booshit
by Fatphil February 06, 2019
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Hand Clap

A gesture that involves the clapping of both hands (preferably) at the stomach/crotch region, and then raising the right hand making a fist above your head in full extension of the arm.
This balla motion is used as a formal gerrting, or used to agree with a fellow hand-clapper.
When Josh greets Zach, both of these gentlemen throw up a HAND CLAP to signify that they have greeted eachother, usually from a varied distance.

When G-Unit makes a common agreed statement within a group; Josh, Zach, Snell, Tim, David, all throw a HAND CLAP, showing that they agree.
by HANDCLAP April 28, 2008
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clap porn

When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation
I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.
by MelonTopia January 14, 2014
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e clap

Gonorrhea, ya know an STI that is no good good, close to words 'the clap'
"Guess what I got?" *clap clap*
"E clap!!"
by aimx February 10, 2007
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