Chair

A thing that is sat on.

IT'S A CHAIR!!!
OHH!!!
IT'S A CHAIR!!!!!
It's a chaaaaair!!!
Jeez. That was a highlight

by asdafadasgaa October 13, 2008

Squeaky chair

an excuse to blame your loud farts on when you can't hold your fart in anymore and you are sitting in a chair

After you fart really loud Gosh darn it! This squeaky chair keeps making all sorts of weird squeaky sounds. Somebody needs to oil this or something!

by J-Pimping November 1, 2008

The Masters Chair

A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.

Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair.
Man 2: Why Not.

by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008

Chairass

When you sit on a chir so long your ass starts to hurt. All your friends laugh at you because of this.

Josh: "Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice today?"
Kyle: "I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!"
Josh: "hahaha! You fail at life!"
Kyle: "Um... remember how you got chairass last week?"
Josh: "*cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?"

Kyle: "Haha I think that you fail more than I do"

Josh: "My ass still hurts."
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* "Ow-mine too!"

by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009

Chair riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.

Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."

by Xit September 1, 2008

high-chair

One sitting on the tank of his motorcycle, with his legs over the windscreen/front cowl, and then wheelieing.

See stuntlife.com for pictures.

by Reg October 17, 2003

[fag] chair

1.The empty seat, chair, or stool between paranoid heterosexual males used so as to not look gay. 2.Any empty chair between two or more guys who are not secure in their sexuality.

"Dude, move over. Make sure you leave a 'fag chair' between us."

by slitherfth February 21, 2009