Sunshine, cotton candy and rainbows

When things are going well, financially and otherwise, for you and your family; when you're on a roll

The Biden administration's handling of certain recent crises isn't sunshine, cotton candy and rainbows.

by Sexydimma June 7, 2021

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Touching Cotton

When you have to have to take a dump really bad and it's already starting to come out. That's when you're "touching cotton".

Sometimes referred to as "crowning".

I've really gotta go, I'm "touching cotton".

also

I've gotta torque a moon fish bad, I'm "touching cotton".

by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

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cotton crotch

The dry-mouth sensation that spreads through the vagina (oochie) because of over absorption of the tampon.

"Dammmn Meredith, Have you ever had cotton crotch"
"No...what the heck is that TRISHA?!"
"You know, when your crotch is all dried out when you have your period"
"Wow, must be an itchy week."

by Trisha DUDETTE March 20, 2006

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A Stay-cation is something you do when your broke. You can't go on a real or proper vacation out of town, so you just stay at home. You take a stay-cation when you get a fake promotion or No-motion ( promotion with no money). You go to Mickey D's or KFC around town and not the Charthouse in Maui. You eat burgers and chicken wings and not prime rib. It's not all that bad because you can catch up on all the "honey do" projects your spouse saved for you through out the year and you don't miss your favorite TV shows.

Hey everyone, I'm celebrating my No-motion by going on a stay-cation right here at home...How nice!

by ****Dr Dave April 16, 2010

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