Ewell Castle

A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)

All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.

Ewell Castle? It's a shithole.

by EwellShithole May 21, 2024

White Castle

Emeraldguys Bussin fave!!!

Eatin White Castle? What are you Emerald dawg?

by Syro Landah June 13, 2024

Sand Castle

when you see a great booty of a girl making something at the beach

Woah! look at that Sand Castle over there!

by H4pp1n3s June 22, 2024

Sand Castle

when you see a great booty of a girl making something at the beach

Woah! look at that Sand Castle over there!

by H4pp1n3s June 22, 2024

Sand Castle

when you see a great booty of a girl making something at the beach

Woah! look at that Sand Castle over there!

by H4pp1n3s June 22, 2024

Conseriperish Castle (1-1)

when promoting to da rook then 1-1. shit

578342246287.e8=R d6
why white doesn’t promote to queen?

578342246288.1-1(i) d5
black: fuck qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm da Conseriperish Castle (1-1) no way
white: a weird castle

by apqmwn October 19, 2024

jumping castle

when you jump on a dick till it gets so swollen it looks like a jumping castle

i had a go at james jumping castle yesterday, i was flying

by keishaneg September 12, 2025