carter

roblox player. bsd fan. probably blue hair and pronouns. ew
chuyas_favorite_hat on tt

“carter is fuckin weird”

by liveloveatsushi June 15, 2022

Cartering

When you pretend to be nice to somebody just because you feel bad for them and you will half-heartedly agree to plans with them just to cancel then last second because you really don’t like them.

Wow, this is the second time you’ve canceled plans with me, you are cartering me!

by gurl u smexy April 28, 2019

Carter

Carter is the most loyal person on earth. very handsome and usually sorta dumb. Very down to earth and funny as is a fit boy/guy who plays AFL usually. Carter is caring and sweet but can also be a dick sometimes he is the type to date you for a few days and than dump you because he’s sick of you. He will still care for you but not love you. Usually got long blondish hair. Lips that have that little gap in the middle of his two lips. Usually wears the shoes called vans and most Carters are found in Western Australia. Overall if u meet a Carter you are going to fall in love with him !

Person 1: yo who’s that hot boy

Person 2: thats Carter my boyfriend why ?
Person 1: omg that’s your boyfriend !
Person 2: he used to be he dumped me after 4 days

Person 1: I’m gonna go ask him out

3 hours later

Person 1: he said yes

Person 2: congrats your very lucky

by Heisdns August 19, 2019

Carter

Carter is either a skinny legend or a big boi, no in-between. He is soft-hearted and sensitive, but does his best to hide it. He is a goofy goober with his bros, and a romantic with his hos. He has a soft, feminine side that is repressed by society, but that does not invalidate his extremely masculine side. He has a damaged self-esteem, but in reality, he has no reason to be. He is literally an angel sent by God.

“I sent him flowers and he put them in a vase!”

“I love that. He’s such a Carter.”

by LostAquarian May 25, 2020

Carter

A carrot forged in the deep aisle of a Japanese breast. This creature has no beginning and no end. Your cum, his feast. Your foreskin, massaging his toes. Your nipples, his fresh meat. He is a monster hell cannot contain. Sacks jiggle to the sound of his voice. His every step, a fetus is aborted. His arrival is your defeat. This 8-legged anteloped hog and is a specimen conquering every hole on the planet. People refer to this mythical creature as God's Erection.

My fetus is developing like a Carter. Meaning the fetal implant is being referred to as the lunar cycle of the fetal reproductive system, and release a failed egg through the clitoris hole and is proceeding to excrete buckets of 1% anal fluid.

by Coceater February 4, 2021

Carter Likes Jazzy

Carter is a clingy boy.

Carter likes Jazzy, still even though he was dumped.

by Carter is Short December 17, 2019

Ethan Carter

Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.

“That guys an Ethan Carter for sure”

by Zabybabys June 17, 2022