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Carson

A person who is funny, but awful at school and very dumb
by Halp me September 29, 2020
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Carson

Carson(noun) A person who habitually lies due to deep-seated insecurities. Typically, a Carson exaggerates or fabricates stories to appear more confident, successful, or interesting to others. The term is often used to call out someone who consistently distorts the truth as a way of masking their self-doubt or inadequacies.
Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson. He always lies to make himself look cooler.
by brosbeforehoes321 August 14, 2024
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Carson

The best boy you will ever meet. Carson is always wearing a hoodie and ripped jeans, and he always looks like utter perfection.He has a broken past and only opens up in some situations, when he does dont judge him or he will probably come and beat you up in an alley. Carson spends lots of time on social media and has many IBFS. Overall, if you get a Carson in your life, treat him like a king.
person 1 - Oh my god who is that!
person 2 -His name must be Carson, look at those abs!!!
by Lilo xoxo August 12, 2018
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Carsoning

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.
I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.
by snasa July 4, 2016
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Carson

CARSON is the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. He has a MASSIVE COCK and is VERY GOOD AT SEX!!!!!!!!!! HE WILL SEX YOU A LOT AND YOU WILL LOVE IT
girl 1: CARSON HAS A MASSIVE COCK!!
girl 2: I KNOW
boy: IM JELOUS!!!
by Chase2 January 12, 2021
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Carson Howell

A stupid faggot who loves cuddle team leader
“You see carson howell? yeah he’s a faggot”
by lunic January 19, 2022
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Mrs carson

gives out snacks and sells snacks at a middle school. gets lot of monayyy :) and she is very protective and out going. also likes taking pictures.
my teacher mrs carson is the besttt
by amnarreee May 13, 2022
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