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Carson

A very muscular man with a pectoral gap and has a big ass that he likes to spread aggressively while hitting squats.
Oh look it’s a Carson he likes taking pre up his ass
by Four big guys May 11, 2022
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Carson

A stupid gay guy who loves raping my bro Kadin even Kadin doesn’t like it and even Kadin is gay.
He is annoying disgusting and would kill to have anal with Jesus Christ.He has a microscopic pp actually he might even have a vagina.Carson is so gay
Did you see Carson?

Yeah I saw him raping Kadin again and some other dudes

Yeah he also raped my dog
by BigPPman42069 January 26, 2020
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carson

born in a car
mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again

carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom
by bessy1234 March 28, 2019
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Carson

they are sweet, kind, cute, and funny. If you have a Carson you shouldn't take him for grated. He will kick your ass if you are mean to his friends and especially his girlfriend and don't ever touch his girlfriend or you two will have a problem. Carson takes love seriously you will regret it if you break his heart and Carson picks the right girls to like they are strong, independent, and the best of the best but she is definitely the strongest girl in school!!!
Carson is the best!
by panthom July 5, 2019
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dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist
What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.
by dagnel June 12, 2024
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Carson Brown

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.
“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
carson brown
by Greasylord November 12, 2018
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Carson

Someone who is annoying, has no friends and easily offended.
Stop annoying me, ur such a fucking Carson.
by skibiditoiletenjoyer69 July 25, 2024
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