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Denton, North Carolina

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Denton is Redneck town with 15 different Restaurants that you can get the same food at. Very quiet place where weekends consist of beer drinking, smoking, an playing Techmo Bowl!
Run to the Quick Check in Denton, North Carolina an grab a case of beer an some stizzy's!
by ZNunnamaker April 9, 2017
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salley, south carolina

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Salley, SC is one big retirement home. A town where people move to die. Salley, SC is home to about 450 people and is known for its annual festival, the Chitlin Strut. The town literally celebrates hog intestines, but in a town so small what else is there to celebrate?
by Ithinkimbeingfollowed July 23, 2017
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Shitty school in a shitty place. One goes there if one wants a four year degree but is too poor or too stupid to go elsewhere. Activities include unsafe sex, wishing to be elsewhere, and the consumption of illegal substances.
by Depressed Catamount July 28, 2007
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North Carolina

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A place where old-fasioned locals and optimistic transplants collide. Super happy people moving to this state are put face to face with locals who hate everything about them (and themselves) and will stop at nothing to make them feel unwelcome and cheated on every transaction they attempt to make. Locals can't drive and will get irrationally upset when the weathers bad and try to literally, actually kill everyone else with their vehicles. Racism and rape culture is an actual thing here. You are not safe. Healthcare is terrible and so is education, no matter if you're in Charlotte or Raleigh. One of the "fastest growing cities" is a terrible mistranslation of a place where you move for a better life and end up barricading yourself in your house to avoid violent, stupid locals. The tech triangle is a lie. These people live in a state of constant jealousy and hatred. Everything closes at 8 p.m.
I moved to North Carolina six months ago and when my lease runs out, I'm moving out ASAP.
by nvspinella August 14, 2019
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North Carolina

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The 12th U.S. state.

Despite seeming perfectly good and friendly, it is actually populated entirely by people with daddy and/or mommy issues who have either something to prove or a warrant. The general population is also irrationally afraid of hurricanes and panics every time one might come near.

A swing state, and best known for either the first successful plane from brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright in 1903 or, for some reason, Bojangles. Also the 'first in freedom' from the British. An estimated 10.49 million in population but still tons of room for forests and farmland.

If you adore pine trees, this is the place for you, because you can't go anywhere without seeing them. Just avoid the people with American flags and you'll be fine.
Person 1: Hey, did you know MrBeast is from North Carolina?

Person 2: MrBeast? Where? Oh, right.

Person 1: Did you forget about a whole state?
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Often mistaken for a zoo exhibit and a breeding ground for STD’s and hepatitis. The lingering smell of the campus fish markets, often referred to as “dorms” or “school of nursing” takes some getting used to. The most common students you will find at this “university” are guys who get no pussy trying to fuck the girls who will look 50 at 25. The job market is never going to be a problem if you attend Coastal Carolina as sex workers will always be in demand.
47% of Myrtle Beach hookers graduation from Coastal Carolina University, the other 53% just went there.
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