cancer random

an unknown individual within the given community

Person1: Who is that NotNaviLol guy @ing you on Twitter?
Person2: Idk, some cancer random

by 6'3 support super star August 3, 2021

Cancer Patient

A person who is toxic, cancerous and an ass. Not to be confused with actual cancer victims

Your a fucking cancer patient

by Autistic dude November 8, 2019

Cancer Stick

Another word for cigarette

Alright boys gona go have a cheeky cancer stick

by YaDaSellsAvonM8 March 5, 2019

Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

Cancer fucker

A man or woman having sex with a person who has cancer and transferring the cancer to the other person

You're mom is a cancer fucker because your dad has cancer

by Daddie pepper :) September 13, 2019

Cancer Dogging

When you completely forget the purpose for walking into a room, so you begin pacing back and forth in hopes that you'll remember what you needed.

"Gerry, why're you aimlessly walking around like that?"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"

by JoeTurquoise December 31, 2020

cancer vase

A hookah

The party I attended had no less than 10 cancer vases

by Bob Da Vinci November 6, 2018