by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016
Get the cheese cactus mug.When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020
Get the cactus cake mug.A drink considered the real MVP of pre-drinks, often called upon when a standard vodka lime soda just won’t cut it.
Cactus Jack's is defined as: When the classic pre drinks weren’t cutting it, they chose Cactus Jack’s for their go to freshers week pre drink.
by Sophssels September 8, 2025
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Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.
by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025
Get the dry hump a cactus into the sunset mug.A nickname for a boyo often found wearing a green sweater. The sweater will be nicknamed cactus and since the boyo wears cactus all the time he now becomes a cactus flesh.
by TinyBee September 4, 2018
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