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Aryan classic

A dogwistle used by homosexual submissive hairless men, when they want to have an anal intercourse with an alpha male of an Iranian descent, while theyre twerking like crazy.
Gay: Aryan classic
Iranian gay: *unzipps his pants*
by Twojstaryzrekutasy420 August 17, 2023
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box classic

The act of holding a box infront of oneself whilst playing hide and seek, creating the illusion for the seeker of a box, rather than a person. Especially effective when playing hide and seek in the dark.
Seeker: I can't find Ian, all i can find are boxes.
Found hider: Perhaps he's doing the box classic?
by Liam Casey December 9, 2008
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The Uncle Charlie Classic

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as possible in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has reached MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.
“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie Classic to those kids?”
by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019
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Pulling a classic Nic

The act of standing in or directly outside of a room in which the sexual tension between two or more other individuals is at a higher than normal level.

Alternative Definition: Being an asshole.
Person 1: *Puts clothes back on.*

Person 2: "What's wrong?!"

Person 1: *Raises eyebrows in direction of the hovering 'Nic'*

Person 2: "You don't mean to say... he's pulling a classic Nic?!"

Person 1: *Runs out of room, never to be banged ever again.*
by b0ss_69 July 23, 2019
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Sonic classic

by STK April 24, 2004
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Double pipe classic

Three gay dudes with one in the middle and the other two with their dicks in his ass and down his throat
I found my sister fapping to a double pipe classic on her phone
by CuckSoccerNoHomo June 27, 2018
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Instant Classic

A movie that went straight to dvd because of a low gross in the box office so it seems like it's been around forever. Also known as a new movie that only old people and those involved in a mid-life crisis actually enjoyed.
"Have you ever heard of that movie?"
"Never."
"They say it's an instant classic."
"Oh, that explains it. No, I have a life."
by MrWaffly September 21, 2011
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