matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect

by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020

Brucing It

Upon either arriving extremely late or leaving extremely early from work commitments (And in most cases both). And then having a wealth of excuses for this behaviour.

I have to go to school assembly for my daughter. So I’m “Brucing It”.

by Foxies1 February 20, 2023

The Bruce

To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.

"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."

"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."

by Brucestopher August 08, 2024

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Bruce it up

A close trim using clippers ala Bruce Willis

My hair is a little bit nappy, gonna go Bruce it up

by Bauxb July 03, 2021

Bruce Willised

To break a man so he cries over everything.
eg: Bruce Willis’ character in friends

That guy has Bruce Willised, he would even cry over spilt milk.

by Bastual March 15, 2024