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Boner Wizard

A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.
"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."
by Vincen Darkstar December 29, 2014
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stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty
"come over babe i've got stoner boner
by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019
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Boner in the Mouth

This asphalt pie is like a boner in the mouth!
by Shizbonerz November 16, 2011
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the why boner

A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.
well isn't the return of the why boner...
by Rell the infinite May 2, 2016
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Boner Home

A "home" for your boner
I can't wait to go out and find a boner home
by Davendine July 6, 2017
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Writer's Boner

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011
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State Boner

A synonym for american nationalism. An act of treating the United States like a god that controls all other countries and neglecting any arguments or discussions that do not involve and/or insult the US.
Man, Johnny is a real nationalist. He gets a state boner every time he hears the anthem.
by ThatSneakyGuy December 25, 2010
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