[Witch]

A witch is a conceited, antagonistic, two-faced (or dual personalities), manipulative, passive-aggressive , cowardly, hateful, trouble starting, backstabbing, evil, sly, secretly plotting, self-centered, snide, self righteous FEMALE that goes out of her way to make trouble for you personally. She is skilled at double entendre, subterfuge, lies, and at playing the injured party (victim) in most any confrontation. A witch is expert at offending in a socially accepted way.

Worshipping pagan gods may play part in this.

One may have righteous feelings of contempt, anger, and hatred towards this witch. One may have a burning desire do violence to this witch, as well as mentally plotting revenge against this witch.

The secretary was a real witch for running off with her married boss and his money the way she did.

by Occasionally Alert February 27, 2019

witch wednesday

As women age, the often get sharp dark hairs on and around their chins (like a wicked witch ;). This phrase can be useful in remembering to check and then pluck said hairs. Every Wednesday, check for stray hairs.

If you remember Witch Wednesday, you'll never catch a surprise hair while you're out in public and can't do anything about it.

by Someone Brilliant August 22, 2014

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022

Pee witch(aka elly)

Pee witch (also known as Elly) has been reported of performing pee sorcery towards objects like mushrooms and apples.The Pee Witch's tribe leader is Eleanor McLaughlin.

Child:MOM HELP I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY THE PEE WITCH(aka Elly)
Mother: DON'T WORRY!USE YOUR JIAFEI PRODUCTS TO BREAK FREE

by HappyFannyFlap May 18, 2022

Witching

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain

I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

witch grasp

When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.

“My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.

by Ohaflufball February 26, 2023

Witch Stew

A stew made with a hint of barley, hint of bay leaf, hint of garlic, pinch of basil.

Hint of Barley, Hint of Bay Lead, Hint of Garlic, Pinch of Basil and you have Witch Stew

by anonymous October 21, 2020