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Bathroom Pudding

Very soft poo that comes out of a human that resembles chocolate pudding.
Sorry about being late, I hade to make some bathroom pudding.
by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023
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The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
by GuruStyle June 29, 2010
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Nipmuc bathrooms

The number one hangout spot at Nipmuc Regional. A good place to go to the bathroom as well
I can’t wait to go to the Nipmuc Bathrooms to do some completely legal activities with friends.
by Burnttoaster12345 November 16, 2023
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Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up
"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"
by fatttt December 10, 2016
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Bathroom bandit

Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"
by Semajcju December 26, 2021
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Pre-heating the bathroom

Farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold.
Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.
by Hellbringer480v June 28, 2018
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Bathroom Predator

The Bathroom Predator Comes from an ancient story of a creature that is every animal combined. This creature is known to lurk in the shadows of bathrooms, yet not limited to bathrooms and cause fear. Nowadays, the term Bathrooms Predator is used to describe creeps that make you uncomfortable.
What the heck? This guy just picked the urinal right next to me... what a Bathroom Predator.”
by spicy mayo February 27, 2020
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