turd bug

A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.

This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.

Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.

After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...

Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.

by SPELLING May 15, 2023

Mush Bug

A term of endearment my boyfriend called me after I sent him a picture of us kissing and he declared I was too mushy.

“You’re too mushy, you’re a mush bug.”

by Shyonecs October 30, 2019

Cuddle bugs

Cuddle bugs is when you and ur homie are in the bed and you have that split second where it goes quiet and you turn to look at each other. In that moment you then proceeded ask your homie “yo cuddle bugs?” and then their likes “cuddle bugs” It’s basically cuddling but you have to say cuddle bugs, which makes the moment special.

Yo I can’t sleep, cuddle bugs? Cuddle bugs!

by Cuddlebugsqueen September 7, 2021

You're bugging

It means when a person is acting weird or moving differently than usual.

Yo back tf up " you're bugging" fam.

by Juwanna August 30, 2021

Matt Bugs

A petty yet funny and charming Male who speaks his mind and doesn't care about offending people's feelings.

Yo!! Roxy asked Johnny if she looked fat in her outfit and he outright said "YUP!". He straight up Matt Bugs tf outta her.

by The Petty King October 27, 2022

Banana Bugs

The sickness a woman has when she’s desperate for a dick.

She’s going to be easy tonight, I can tell by how she is acting, she’s got the ol banana bugs.

by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022

Bug Smasher

One of the members of a party of men, mostly from Georgia, who were among the first non-indigenous Americans to "discover" Death Valley, California, in December 1849. This group was part of a wagon train of "Gold Rush 49'ers", numbering about 150, who were enroute to California from Salt Lake City, and became lost after attempting to follow a "short cut" map that purported to cut 200 miles off the well-known Old Spanish Trail to Los Angeles. This map was later proven to be fraudulent. Little is known of this particular group, except their number, about 15~20 men, and the name of their leader, one James Martin. This shortcut proved disastrous - three men died in late December 1849 and January 1950 and all suffered terribly from thirst and near starvation before reaching Los Angeles, 2 months after the rest of the original wagon train that had stayed on the known trail.

"Did you hear about Benny's attempt to hike across Death Valley last summer? He had to be rescued by Park Rangers before he even got a mile from his car; he almost won the Bug Smashers Award!"

by ctsurv553 December 26, 2021