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beer poached

having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.
Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."
by EViL2uCe February 18, 2010
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Beer Pooch

Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.
"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."

"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
by princezofdorks August 21, 2009
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Standard beer

A quick-and-dirty method of determining your BAC is to consider one 12-ounce beer (at 4% alcohol-by-volume), one 8-ounce glass of wine (at 12% ABV), or one shot (at 40% ABV) as being the same thing.

The problem with this is that there are all sorts of different beers, of different strengths. Enter the "Standard Beer". One Standard Beer is equivalent to one 12-ounce can of ordinary American or Canadian beer, such as Budweiser or Labatt Blue.

One Standard Beer will increase an ordinary man's BAC by .02% and an ordinary woman's BAC by .03%.
Take, for example, one 24-oz. can of Steel Reserve. At 8.1% ABV, it is twice as strong as a Standard Beer. At 24 ounces, it is also twice as large as a Standard Beer. 2 x 2 = 4. Therefore, one big Steelie is equal to four Standard Beers, and will raise the average man's BAC by .08%.
by The Prodigal Alcoholic October 20, 2009
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traveller beer

It is the last beer that you have before entering a club. Normally, it is drunk on the way to the club walking or by car. It is the beer that will give you the required alcohol level to enter Narnia.
Raf: hey! Let's go to the club now.

Marta: Wait. I am going to take a traveller beer for the way.

Raf: Take one for me too.
by Rafa dk July 23, 2017
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beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.
I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!
by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008
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beer point

scoring method for concession made during an argument with buddies, after consuming one or more beers.
I knew Chris was wrong about the origins of the universe, but I gave him a beer point and ordered another round.
by rfoNYC August 17, 2008
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Beer Deuce

(be-er duse)When eating any pizza topped with sausage and drinking a mug of frosty beer and the sausage falls into the beer portrying a turd nugget in a toilet bowl.
Anthony:"Pass me a slice of that sausage pizza fool."

Mark:"ok.... Oops i dropped a Beer Deuce."
by kushkiller909 June 19, 2011
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