Mate of Mine is a common saying around the world when referring to a friend of a friend or small business owner who can help you in any way shape or form.
A mate of Mine is a Plumber, Personal Trainer, Photographer and more.... Or you can check out www.mateofmine.com
by mateofmine May 22, 2012
Noun: One's anus
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon
When I poop, shit bursts forth from my chocolate mine.
Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.
Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.
by Ombligo July 01, 2015
The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
by Kurdaitcha February 02, 2020
A victorious exclamation of unknown origins.
Normally used battle cry from person who smacked shit out of some small fry in a mostly one sided ass whopping.
Sometimes used before a victory against an unworthy opponent either before the finisher or the fight altogether.
Normally used battle cry from person who smacked shit out of some small fry in a mostly one sided ass whopping.
Sometimes used before a victory against an unworthy opponent either before the finisher or the fight altogether.
Ominously powerful dude : *summons lightning that disintegrates some imps*
Other imps : *scatter*
Ominously powerful dude : That's right, hell spawn, flee for you lives! The night is mine!
Guy 1 : Take this! *misses*
Guy 2 : You fool! the night is mine! *proceeded to whoop ass*
Other imps : *scatter*
Ominously powerful dude : That's right, hell spawn, flee for you lives! The night is mine!
Guy 1 : Take this! *misses*
Guy 2 : You fool! the night is mine! *proceeded to whoop ass*
by Expert charlatan January 05, 2022
Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.
Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
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