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Bald Cene

Juan cene when he says oooh shoot we gotta go bald and then he goes bald
by GANGGANGPICKICHANG October 20, 2020
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bald assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.
by Bil Gener June 1, 2012
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Gay Bald Eagle

When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023
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Bald

Unvoiced is bald.
by Highnotes February 9, 2023
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Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023
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Bald Face

Person that’s easy to draw, No unique features.
She Got A Bald Face Or, Yo Face Bald As Hell
by GooneyMan01 January 12, 2024
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bald-headed hootenanny

It's a NAME for a Gay Lesbian Chick who thinks she runs shit. And nobody even knows who she is, so that's why she's mad in the first place. Because he's really a she.
by Jake from Fuck You January 20, 2024
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