The Based God himself. The most swagged up person on the planet. A Pretty ass bitch. Looks like Jesus, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, a martian, and anything you could think of. He will fuck all your bitches, and most likely your mom. You can only understand his teachings if you based yourself.
Dude 1: "Have you heard that new Lil B? Its amazing man!"
Dude 2: "OH MY GOD. THANK YOU BASED GOD. YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH AND DRIVE MY HONDA"
Dude 1: "exactly."
Dude 2: "OH MY GOD. THANK YOU BASED GOD. YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH AND DRIVE MY HONDA"
Dude 1: "exactly."
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Example 1
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