The Based God himself. The most swagged up person on the planet. A Pretty ass bitch. Looks like Jesus, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, a martian, and anything you could think of. He will fuck all your bitches, and most likely your mom. You can only understand his teachings if you based yourself.
Dude 1: "Have you heard that new Lil B? Its amazing man!"
Dude 2: "OH MY GOD. THANK YOU BASED GOD. YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH AND DRIVE MY HONDA"
Dude 1: "exactly."
Dude 2: "OH MY GOD. THANK YOU BASED GOD. YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH AND DRIVE MY HONDA"
Dude 1: "exactly."
by L_S_F November 12, 2010
by LookAwayOrDie October 26, 2016
by Coolboygj August 14, 2020
An uneducated, grown woman, who will drug you at the bar to then commit theft of your property if your not vigilant
by suckadick1111111111111 May 16, 2019
An extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. Very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook friends, careers in frozen yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.
Hipster 1 "Did you hear about ben? He caught a touch of that Hipatitis B."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."
by MOZEJEWSKI September 16, 2009
The nickname for mushroom shaped dick. In other words, the head is too big, and the shaft is too small making it look like a "shroom."
by shroomshroomshroom August 04, 2009
B Janky gives a modern twist to the traditional word blow job. Mostly used as a verb and can also be used in past tense by using the word B Jank'd
Example 1
Guy 1 : "Yo, Tim was being such a beef pirate last night. He snatched my roast beef right outta my hands!"
Guy 2 : "Yeah I know, but he ended up getting a B Janky from Sarah!"
Example 2
Guy 1 : "Sarah totally bjank'd Tim."
Guy 2 : "I heard, but I thought Tim was a butt pirate!?"
Guy 1 : "Yo, Tim was being such a beef pirate last night. He snatched my roast beef right outta my hands!"
Guy 2 : "Yeah I know, but he ended up getting a B Janky from Sarah!"
Example 2
Guy 1 : "Sarah totally bjank'd Tim."
Guy 2 : "I heard, but I thought Tim was a butt pirate!?"
by Jimbott July 29, 2009