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Giovanni Andres

He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.
"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"
by Xou Linn February 12, 2023
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Andres

The most awesome curly haired MF ever

You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome

(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022
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Andres

Male who’s chin has doubled in size from being a la mar for a month.
Andres vino de la mar with a double chin.
by Monstaville January 25, 2022
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Andre

Nice loving, gets all the bitches And has a big dick.
by Dreeeee November 22, 2021
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Andre

The greatest inspiration that I ever known. People treat him like garbage and he still found ways to make that money. Women wish they can have him and men wish they be friends with him. He's too pure for the caca!!
Guy 1: I heard Doris still talking to Andre.
Guy 2: She doesn't like him though.

Guy 1: Yeah. He rather feed the hungry, homeless people than being heartbroken.
Guy 2: He's the best! As usual...
by ZaddyShango April 13, 2021
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ANDRE

THE COOLEST DUDE YOU WILL EVER MEET HE IS SMART HANDSOME AND Also he is a person that gets arguments started by saying I love you more and he loves gaming he is very athletic and loves basketball
andre is super cool
by BABY AVAH January 21, 2020
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Haylee clark and Andres Hernandez

a girl with a beautiful body and smile and a boy that can love her with is own life and they will be together forever so make them date
by lksldsfljkdsfalkdsa April 8, 2021
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