Almond joy

Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.

Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.

by Breezy triple stack September 9, 2018

almondsbury

A place where poshos live , such as jayden samuel arrowsmith the cumsponge

Wanna go almondsbury , Nah mate heard bout sherrie the hardnut , she batters anyone who enters her street

by bellz November 23, 2018

Almond

noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".

2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"

You really should meet Christoff, you'd like him he's such an almond.

by wordwrestler December 18, 2018

Almond Sauce

When you shit in a bowl of peanut butter and mix it up.

God damn, was Jerry so stoned that he had to make almond sauce?

by TheRealSpenceMan January 7, 2019

almodavar

A pimpin ass hoe with the heart of a labrador.

Yo that bro is a real almodavar! Give him a tip of the hat and a flick of da wrist.

by Lovehandle69 April 14, 2019

almoazzar

Basically just better than you at everything, ye this guy is too good, just that like idk fam

Almoazzar just beat me 1v1 in basketball.

by Great influencer 69 April 20, 2019

Aemos

Aemos is lumberjack, he works hard by day and by night he retreats to his cabin in the deep forest, there he gives his achy and defined muscles a rest. He reads by candlelight next to the fire in his home. Hes built his home by hand. He smokes on his pipe, he waits for his wife to come home. She arrives, they embrace each other, it’s been a long hard winter and they’ve been away from each for some time now. He pours her a glass of wine, they dine by candlelight. Afterward, she massages his achy chest, the muscles on his shoulders, his forearms. They embrace and he begins to kiss her. She’s suspended in time in his arms. She’s never quite felt like this, it’s as thought they’re teenagers again. He picks her up, they move to the bedroom. There he’s got petals of roses and candles strewn about the room. He caresses her cheek, he loves in for a kiss. They begin to passionately make love.

Aemos is my Dream come true

by 274!(!@210 May 12, 2019