Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.
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1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".
2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".
2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"
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Get the almoazzar mug.Aemos is lumberjack, he works hard by day and by night he retreats to his cabin in the deep forest, there he gives his achy and defined muscles a rest. He reads by candlelight next to the fire in his home. Hes built his home by hand. He smokes on his pipe, he waits for his wife to come home. She arrives, they embrace each other, it’s been a long hard winter and they’ve been away from each for some time now. He pours her a glass of wine, they dine by candlelight. Afterward, she massages his achy chest, the muscles on his shoulders, his forearms. They embrace and he begins to kiss her. She’s suspended in time in his arms. She’s never quite felt like this, it’s as thought they’re teenagers again. He picks her up, they move to the bedroom. There he’s got petals of roses and candles strewn about the room. He caresses her cheek, he loves in for a kiss. They begin to passionately make love.
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