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Adultrenabler

A single male who engages in an affair with a female who has a significant other. Root Words ( adulteress, enabler) Language of origin : English. See also: Adulternabler (single female, adulterer male).
After meeting both my friend's girlfriend and her fiance, I would have to agree that he is an adultrenabler.
by Slausonizer June 6, 2013
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adultery tax

The price of cheating on a spouse, usually encompassing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.

The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."

DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
by BeepoZButtbanger October 4, 2013
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adultarian

a person who does not eat meat from a young animal ei: lamb or veal.
"I won't order the veal because I'm an adultarian."
by al189 March 9, 2014
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adultrum

He threw another adultrum last night--per usual.
by catvonblum January 20, 2015
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adultween

(noun) -- Those in the process of transitioning to adulthood. Can be identified by their use of social media to announce their latest adulting accomplishment. Ex. "Great job adulting today. I made my own appointment to see the dentist." (Adjective)-- to describe a person who is transitioning to adult independence.
Adultweens seek recognition for completing mundane tasks that show they are taking responsibility for themselves, such as doing laundry and seeing the dentist.
by bigredtaxi July 20, 2016
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adults dont care

1() when you tell a teacher or a parent your sad and they literally dont care
2() when you look sad and no teacher cares
adults dont care bc i was mf crying and they dont care.
by frogfacedtrashmouth April 21, 2018
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adultaholic

A person who enjoys the company of others who are several generations older. Oftentimes the age difference is similar to that of parent and child.
Brad is such a adultaholic. Every friday it's Gadowski's for an early fish fry then back to clubhouse to have a few with the gang.
by Fartdick June 3, 2018
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