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Mushroom Crush

A violent sexual technique used on the penis. Can be considered sadistic and/or masochistic. Using one hand too masturbate and the other open hand to "Crush the Mush" in unison with upstrokes.

AKA - Mushcrush and Capslap
"Dude, that crazy bitch gave me the mushroom crush so hard my dickhead looks like a bloody plate"
by TrueRange October 30, 2009
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crush management

When the object of an unrequited crush tries to maintain friendly ties with the smitten party without selfishly leading him/her on.
When L. realized he was on the receiving end of some world-class crush management, he was hurt of course, but appreciated J.'s thoughtfullness.
by gwood99 August 1, 2008
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semi-crush

a word used to describe the stage in between of liking him/her and having a full on crush on them. there are usually 10 levels of semi-crushes. if you reach level 10 or higher then it would be a full on crush.

having a semi crush on someone means you like them, but he/she has 1 or more flaws that stand out.(ex:racist,disrespectful,rude)

another reason you might have a semi-crush is lust. lust is deadly thing where you like a person plainly for their attractiveness and don't plan on commitment.

having a semi-crush can often lead you to fantasize made up scenarios with them. this is completely normal.

you can say you have a semi-crush on someone, without making it sound like you like them very much.
nah man, i have a semi-crush on her.
by serenaxoxo December 26, 2016
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crush slut

1) A person that has a new crush every week
2) A person that has multiple crushes at the same time
3) a combination of 1 and 2
you have a new crush like, every week!

well ya but i have multiples
i mean c'mon ive been crushing on travis for almost a year

omg you're such a crush slut
by paco3 November 24, 2010
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Man Crush

Noun.

When a heterosexual man has intense admiration for another man, to the point that it seems like sexual attraction (but it's not). This is usually a submissive-dominant relationship, since the person with the man crush will usually do or say anything to win the respect of (or a high-five from) the crushee.
Person 1: Jay's not here, he's off playing one-on-one basketball with Frank.

Person 2: I thought Jay hated sports.

Person 1: Man crush...

Person 2: Ah, say no more.
by Stullman April 30, 2011
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Penis Crush

When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.
I have a major penis crush on Brett.

I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.
by simmadana February 28, 2011
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Kory Crush

What people should say using the third person terminology when they are just about to hit somebody in the arm while playing that game where you make a circle with your fingers below your waist and get to hit anyone who looks.
(Haha) You looked you fucker. Poka-naka-pee sign Kory Crush! (Punch Willy in the stupid arm)
by KoryCrush! March 24, 2010
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