A towel movement is an especially messy and/or large bowel movement that requires a towel or towels to wipe and clean up.
Wow Tim, that was a serious towel movement you just had in the bathroom, now I have to do laundry today.
by herbsta420 October 18, 2018

A person who is such a sweat that they excel in every game they play in, no matter if it’s competitive or not.
by sillofrocks February 15, 2021

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022

by señor spermies September 22, 2017

by AlphaKempfarn June 8, 2019

When you nut in a girls butt but it starts to slide down and you run to find a towel and wipe it off before she gets pregnant
by Blipparoni May 20, 2018

just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.
by c0za April 8, 2005
