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glory story

(1)when a athlete as a freshman doesnt make the team as a freshman, but returns the folowing year as a sophmore and rapes the competetion at tryouts
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully
Andy: did your that jack got cut from the lacrosse team?

Ellis: Aww true

Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story
by chief brown tip April 10, 2011
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Story Bait

When you post something on your story as bait for a certain someone to reply. Can be a thirst trap, song, place etc.
Yo, your story bait last night was so obvious!!!
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story t7

“Jose , you showed up.” glados said looking at the hispanic man. “You bet you wet bot butt i did.” jose said with his beautiful mustache blowing in the wind (almost as the wind was blowing him). “Umhh. “ glados activated her built in vibrator, “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” with a little “uggggg!!!!?!!” booming out of her high quality speakers. Jose got very aroused seeing the vibrator buzz. He slapped glados’s butt and starting to strip ‘er down. But then from hearing, “strip er’ down” dan the tv man blasted through the wall wearing nothing but boxers he screamed “GET ER’ DONE!!!” he ran over to the glados widely open shaft and he shoved his 9 feet penis in it. Jose began to cry, his penis was only 1/999 inches, he thought that glados would reject him after seeing a 9 foot penis. But he still got very aroused from hearing glados’s open moans from dans penis.

“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)

THE END
by nubby gubby June 10, 2018
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Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.
Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh
by itisme543 December 29, 2011
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Whorigin Story

The inception of a man or woman's promiscuous habits.
"Have you always been such a womanizer?"

"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."

"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
by Little Walnut August 25, 2018
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shop story

A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.
I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.
by kat51 May 12, 2009
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Villagin Story

Wilma: ”I can’t believe our teacher is leaving us, I’m so sad
Me: ”so that’s your villagin story”
by BadBoySupreme November 29, 2021
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