Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!

by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018

pineapple cunt

A large swollen vagina that creams yellow liquid

Tyler: she had a fat ass pineapple cunt

by Piglet8787 June 27, 2016

pineapple boat

A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.

Pineapple boat. Nuffsaid.

by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013

explosive pineapple

boom.

mmmmmmm yum explosive pineapple-- BOOOMMM!

by Infrared1011 May 30, 2021

Pineapple Hairs

Another word for the leaves at the top of a pineapple.

Person one: “You should not eat the pineapple hairs”
Person two: “pineapple hairs??”
Person one: “look it up”

by madethisacountforpineapplehair June 16, 2020

Bloody Pineapple

When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.

I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.

by Booty ripper August 23, 2016

Pineapple Picaninny

Someone who is a Pacific Islander. Pineapple is in reference to them being from one of the many Pacific Islands. Picaninny is in reference to them being dark-skinned.

That Pineapple Picaninny is nothing more than an ape wearing clothes.

by bushnest February 22, 2022