Nick

Damn sexiest man alive. Born in the cold state of Alaska, Nicholas A. Badman wrestled his first moose at the age of three and regularly put flaming poos on Sara Palin's door step from ages of 11-12. Tired of the lack of challenges the last frontier had to offer him, he moved to Oklahoma to take on Tornados, like in the movie Hercules. Afraid that he was becoming too powerful to trust himself, he moved to Ohio to live the simple life. But destiny called on him again, and he could no longer sit on his laurels. The call of the wild demanded that he save the world and if you listen very closely at night you can hear him constructing the cities of the future.

"Have you heard of Nick Badman?"
"Dude, who hasn't heard of Nick Badman. I heard he took on a pack of wolves just for a burrito."
"ME TOO!"

by darkling4ever September 2, 2016

Nick

A bitch

Nick is a bitch

by Roundthemupintocamps February 12, 2019

Nick

An asshole that stole my girlfriend, he’s very narcissistic and thinks he’s the fucking shit.

Me: Hey have you seen Nick today?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I’m gonna go beat his ass.

by Yeet-O-Tron9000 September 1, 2019

nick

nick ( noun) is a very good friend that you can never loose and is always there for his besties.. he is a loving student/ son/ect

logan: thanks for being a good friend
Nick: your welcome

by singlebabygirl June 11, 2018

Nick

The greatest guy on earth. Destined to go out with the most beautiful girl on Earth who’s name is usually Adriana

Nick is such a great guy.

by ix69ine June 3, 2018

nick

1. (Verb) Stumbling and falling, especially slowly and over chairs or while talking on the phone.

2. (Noun) Someone who stumbles or falls in public.

1. "Dude, Mandy just nicked over the stairs!"

2. "Don't be a nick, be careful not to fall."

by That Guy with the Typewriter October 5, 2009

Nick

Usually uses the word nigga too much, mainly because he has a baby dick. Doesn't fit in with anyone cause of his poor lack of maturity. Normally wears a silver chain because it makes him feel black.

Girl: pull your pants down I wanna see your dick
Nick: alright
Girl: what the hell You got a nick, too small for me sorry!

by joey hamsburg January 23, 2014