A long brethless upsetting rant usually containing references to technology such as copyright protection, electronic privacy, or idiotic companies.
"And you know who's not going to labor under those restrictions? You know who's not even going to notice? The mass-production piracy operations, that's who. You know it, and I know it. So why are you engaged in this nickel-and-dime, small-time thrust-and-parry with me and my friends? Trust me, you're not going to make back the money by dropping viruses onto my PC, because my almighty dollar and I are going elsewhere--and you're probably not going to like where I end up."
Damn, did you just here that Molly Rant?
Damn, did you just here that Molly Rant?
by David Ron October 16, 2007
by prodger August 25, 2006
by partygoer78 August 17, 2013
A tirade in which the listener or other participates of the conversation are effectively silenced until the ranter run out of steam. Coined for Molly Wood, CNET podcaster and infamous ranter.
by morphined October 03, 2007
A female that seemingly continues to become impregnated over and over again. May also be refered to a Fertile Myrtle. Molly Mules typically have 3 or more children and usually reproduce right after the last C section has healed.
I can't believe my brother fell for Carla. I warned him she's a Molly Mule. Now look at his ass. Works three jobs, has six kids and she won't let him get snipped since she thinks she wants another.
Poor fucker.
Poor fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode October 09, 2015
1. An awesome folk/punk/drinking 7-man Irish band. They sing about how the wars in Ireland suck and how fun it is to drink and run into eachother.
2. Litterally meaning "drunks slamming into eachother".
2. Litterally meaning "drunks slamming into eachother".
Wow, Ireland kind of sucks. Thank God for Flogging Molly. This place is so war-torn i doubt that there is anything "left of the flag". (Reference to Flogging Molly song, if you didn't notice that, back out of this page).
by Joe January 08, 2005
Molly Kristin Wood (born May 23, 1975) is an executive editor at CNET.com and previously a writer for Associated Press, MacHome Journal magazine, and O'Reilly Media. Wood hosts the Buzz Out Loud podcast with Tom Merritt as well as the "Gadgettes" podcast with Kelly Morrison. Wood also hosts a video news show called "The Buzz Report," a quirky technology video news column that is published weekly. She has appeared in more mainstream media such as Regis and Kelly and CNBC's On the Money.
Wood hails from Bismarck, North Dakota. She has a BA in journalism with a minor in French from the University of Montana in Missoula, Montana. During her senior year (June 1996 - May 1997) she served as the Presidient-in-Chief of the USS Enterprise. Upon graduation, she took a job as a subspace correspondent at Starfleet Academy. In July 1997, she joined the World Weekly News, handling a variety of both general news and sports stories in the western US.
In December 2006, Molly announced that she was expecting a baby. Wood gave birth to a baby boy named "Eli" on March 2, 2007.
Wood hails from Bismarck, North Dakota. She has a BA in journalism with a minor in French from the University of Montana in Missoula, Montana. During her senior year (June 1996 - May 1997) she served as the Presidient-in-Chief of the USS Enterprise. Upon graduation, she took a job as a subspace correspondent at Starfleet Academy. In July 1997, she joined the World Weekly News, handling a variety of both general news and sports stories in the western US.
In December 2006, Molly announced that she was expecting a baby. Wood gave birth to a baby boy named "Eli" on March 2, 2007.
Molly Wood is awesome.
by Cody B.. November 08, 2007