The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)
Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)
Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that
Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that
Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
by Allan S November 21, 2005
1. a reference to "Baby Jessica" Mcclure, the Texas infant who fell down a well in Midland, Texas on October 14, 1987. This created a national shitstorm of attention as rescuers worked for 58 hours to release her.
2. A sexual act that involves placing one's testicles into another's asshole, to the point where they get stuck. Thus the oft used saying "I baby jessica'd her (him) last night"
2. A sexual act that involves placing one's testicles into another's asshole, to the point where they get stuck. Thus the oft used saying "I baby jessica'd her (him) last night"
by J. Chris January 22, 2008
Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?
Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.
Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.
Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
by Lilliaa June 29, 2006
Known to be an incredibly able Leader, with incredible skill in the art of Debating. Known to be ruthless in leadership of large organisations, and to punish those that annoy her to questionable standards. Is easily the best insulter in these lands and is a self apointed Saint after the successful campaigns she's run. If you know her, don't dare annoy her, or you won't wake up tommorrow. Seen commonly on the popular game called RuneScape.
The next best thing from the British Monarchy, it's our very own; Saint Jessica! The ultimate mixture of Satan and God.
by Lord Richard Spillman March 27, 2008
A sweet slutty girl that pretends to be well behaved but is in fact a unabashed debaucherous , depraved, dirty lil slut that will do anything to cum and make those around her cum. A slut wife who will smile and look at you shamelessly while getting fucked by someone else. Everyones fantasy girl, but not for those who lack confidence or have insecurities. Everyone who fucks her will fall in love but she will still be yours.
I pulled a Jessica Boatwright the other night, and we are getting married.
dude, i got my wife to make some porn for me, shes turning into a real Jessica Boatwright
dude, i got my wife to make some porn for me, shes turning into a real Jessica Boatwright
by Clownfromptown January 11, 2019
The Jessica effect (aka the jessica curse) in 21st century times has been defined as, (Someone, Jessica) spontaneously twerking into someone’s life. Leaving said person, with not a single thought other than… “I NEED THERAPY!”
by SaltySeaBass September 13, 2023
The hottest person on earth, this woman is so fine and she doesn’t even realize it.
She makes people so happy and is the reason that some people are alive today.
Get yourself a Jess Rader because you will be the happiest person ever
She makes people so happy and is the reason that some people are alive today.
Get yourself a Jess Rader because you will be the happiest person ever
by SadButDas August 30, 2022