When one masterbates, and does not wash his/her hands afterwards, and then blesses someone with a handshake not long after.
"I'll German Handshake you in a minute"
(thinking)'if he's not carefull, hes going to get a german handshake'
(thinking)'if he's not carefull, hes going to get a german handshake'
by Jackal April 15, 2005
Get the german handshakemug. The worst type of music to ever exist, basically earrape. Full of cultural appropriation, racism and homophobia. Also full with autotune and is against women. Always describing them as objects or slaves.
Dumb ass local: yo did you hear capital bra’s (german rapper) new song?
Person who has taste: no why would I hear someone who isn’t feminist?
Person who has taste: no why would I hear someone who isn’t feminist?
by German rap August 13, 2020
Get the German rapmug. A (very) loose vagina placed over ones
head and face. Is dangerous and not
always possible and can cause suffocation.
head and face. Is dangerous and not
always possible and can cause suffocation.
by Chronos9 February 21, 2011
Get the German helmetmug. OMG that fit girl gave me a german facelift, she had been drinking pineapple all day so it tasted lush
by Banham July 8, 2009
Get the German Faceliftmug. A gamblers game for gearheads involving whiskey, milk, money, plastic bags and/or a wet/dry vac, and a willing/incapacitated owner of a 4 wheel drive, turbo, kroutburning automobile.
(yeah yeah, safe place etc etc etc, dont try this at home, yadda yadda)
Parking lot, frozen lake, some D-bag neighbors lawn, etc.
All 4 'contestants' toss $20-whatever $ ya got into the console. Winner takes all
Take shot of whiskey, then the shot of milk. Wait one min. Take second shot of whiskey, check seatbelts and ralph pouch, hang on.
Driver (Also contestant #1) turns and holds the wheel all the way left, trans in 2nd gear, hit the throttle and as it hits the rev limiter, side step the clutch and the game is afoot. Sit and spin on juice ensues.
Last to 'purge said shots' wins the cash. First to 'purge' cleans afore mentioned unknowing owners car, 'as best one sees fit'. . . or not, if was used as the game board, the driver more than likely doesnt know anyway.
(yeah yeah, safe place etc etc etc, dont try this at home, yadda yadda)
Parking lot, frozen lake, some D-bag neighbors lawn, etc.
All 4 'contestants' toss $20-whatever $ ya got into the console. Winner takes all
Take shot of whiskey, then the shot of milk. Wait one min. Take second shot of whiskey, check seatbelts and ralph pouch, hang on.
Driver (Also contestant #1) turns and holds the wheel all the way left, trans in 2nd gear, hit the throttle and as it hits the rev limiter, side step the clutch and the game is afoot. Sit and spin on juice ensues.
Last to 'purge said shots' wins the cash. First to 'purge' cleans afore mentioned unknowing owners car, 'as best one sees fit'. . . or not, if was used as the game board, the driver more than likely doesnt know anyway.
See above, more info would ruin 'game modifications' which are much welcomed and appreciated. But it makes me put in German Teacup, so there it is.
Game by:
TheGinMill
Name and 'inspiration' by:
Slowrocco
Both of ?id=84 on the Vortex.
Game by:
TheGinMill
Name and 'inspiration' by:
Slowrocco
Both of ?id=84 on the Vortex.
by TGM74 July 5, 2007
Get the German Teacupmug. When someone farts into the intake of a CPAP machine while it's user is sleeping. There's no escape.
by leatherneck May 31, 2012
Get the German Showermug. In dating, where somebody suggests "Going Dutch" when their side of the bill is much higher than their dates.
“She suggested that we go Dutch and I only had the salad! Lost $20 for food I didn’t even eat! I’m never Going German again!”
by TheLonelyVirgin November 10, 2010
Get the Going Germanmug.