vincents dad

A obese man who is most commonly associated with watching mountain men all day and night. He usually doesnt get up except to take his dogs out every 14 hours. He has a son who is known to have sex with dogs. He had a mid life crisis and got flame tattoos on his legs. He doesnt commonly shower. He showers once every 30 days. He is a retired fire fighter.

Bill: You are acting like Vincents Dad
Joe: oof

by BoobyShrek October 18, 2018

dad drunk

A special kind of drunk only achievable by men in their 40s after crushing Coors lights.

Those guys are so dad drunk right now, they can't stop talking about the '85 Bears.

by RealOne97 April 18, 2018

D.A.D.S (dads)

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019

Facebook Dad

A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.

My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.

by An actual parent May 22, 2019

indian dad

Kumon.

"InDiAn DaD DeMaNdS YoU TO GO TO KuMON"

by The_Mighty_Hank September 17, 2019

emo dad

Every member of Fall Out Boy

Pete is such an emo dad

by Breadbin urie's forehead September 21, 2017

Jacob's Dad

A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.

by negrotime! February 21, 2018