A tall dumbfuck with short blonde hair and greenish grey eyes. Brandon's tend to suck at basketball and are typically hornier than a dog before it is neutered.
by imsobrandonewiththis January 30, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. by cloutlord69 August 16, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. by Hubert Cockroach April 3, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day
He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Because I'm Brandon
by NOJ BRANDON August 25, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the messiah
by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.