Number 27

When ur hungry and feeling sexually aroused after shoving a hedgehog up your arse but have terrible diarrhoea then you stick your head down the toilet and do a risky fart but what comes out is a fountain of absolute brown jet wash like javelin spears. Then ur Mrs loves it so much she grabs the guinea pigs from the cage and shoves them up her moist Fanny for them to tickle it. Whilst that is happening she is sucking a massive vape then blowing it up her partners dirty shity arse whist picking the spikes out of face.

Hey Dave why does ur Mrs smell of shit, have hedgehog spikes in her head and have two Guinea pigs stuck up her fanny. I can’t believe it Luke she tried a number 27 and she fucking loved it.

by Royston J July 5, 2025

November 27

Throw your best friend in the water today

Hey guys want to go to the pool
Yeah it’s November 27 let’s throw John in the pool

by Johanthan riley November 27, 2021

February 27

ITS JASMINES DAY

It’s jasmine’s birthday therefore February 27 is her day

by Simlover2184 February 27, 2023

November 27

November 27th is the day where you tell the ugly person in your friend group that they are pretty!

greg: oh its november 27th, did i ever tell you how pretty you where?
grog: Oh thank you...wait

by babygotnoback89 November 26, 2021

October 27

YEET and Anthony

He is so annoying that Is why I love October 27

by Further Mucker hctib October 27, 2020

5:27

Brother ...
In ur eyes i was the stronger ..
so how am i to cover u now
w/o shadowin ur path?

this time⌛
i watch frm the sidelines
ur ghost in the limelight

Face ur fears
&Pierce the night

5:27 Renkse,Linder

by Bobbert665 December 22, 2024

Combine officer-27

a guy who likes terraria and gmod

combine officer-27 is a fucking cunt

by combine officer-27 March 4, 2021