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cafuzzled 

to be deeply confused and unsure about something you were just told, in particular something you should already know a lot about
john: so how do you think you did on that nuclear decay test?
jim: bro i was so cafuzzled i think i failed for sure
cafuzzled by eagerfilthycousin December 2, 2024

confuckled 

when you are confused and puzzled to an extent that you are fucked beyond comprehension. often used in describing a really, REALLY bad situation in which impending doom is likely.
"Dude, I can't understand a single thing in this calc textbook and my exam is in an hour. I'm confuckled."
confuckled by stevethecreator October 7, 2025

Confundled

Dumbfounded, overly confused, entirely gobsmacked
John Doe is confundled