Ken

A male version of a karen which makes solutions for others problems that are not very good and probably annoying

Person1: wow I just got finished hunting deer
Ken: Um excuse me💅
Person1: can I help you?
Ken: are you hunting in this area
Person1: yes?
Ken: that is not allowed here this is a safe place theyre kids here
Person1: well I’m about to leave and I don’t see any kids so...
Ken: no I’m gonna put you under citizens arrest if you leave

Person1: no your a KEN

by Cosmic.sandwich January 16, 2022

Ken

A male who has a smaller than normal bulge, to the point that he looks smooth in his crotch while wearing tight shorts/pants- like a Ken doll

Greg fell asleep on John’s couch. His pants road up and showed no bulge proving he is a Ken. The next day at the birthday party everyone referred to him as “Ken”

by Daddy96er August 14, 2021

Ken

A sexy little baby.

Hey look, it's Ken! *Drops dead from excessive penile bloodflow.*

by mandruffHead April 08, 2023

Ken

the plastic doll.

Barbie- Wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend ken?
Ken - no. I am gay.
Barbie - Ok.
*lets respect that*

by NotCate...&Iwouldneverb March 29, 2021

Ken

A stupid Asian who is ok at chess and screams alot during voice calls

Man you have the personality of a ken

by TheDarkWarrior59 September 19, 2021

Ken

He is intelligent, handsome and fun. He is awesome at everything he does hot with his hair and shades he's unfortunately gay. But he has a kind way that is warm allows you to open up and speak with out being criticized and judged. He knows about life and people that's what tops it, he really is one in a million you never want to lose he's there to comfort you and makes sure if he does mock you it's as a joke. Many boys will try match his unbelievable charm and charisma but will fail miserably.

I wish I had a penis for ken

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 09, 2020

Ken

the doll

barbie - lets date ken!
ken - no im gay
barbs - ok!
lets respect that

by NotCate...&Iwouldneverb March 30, 2021