The type of sad that comes on and sets in for many days, the type of sad that cannot be forced out of your body or mind, the type of sad that takes days for you to kill.
The homeless guy down the street, the one who always cry's right before going about his day, he's sick sad
by Krane September 15, 2013

The most depressed fish that can ever exist. Its diet consists on Shak-zabs and Shakiballs. This bad boi can fit alot of gay in it. When you eat it, you have a slight chance of contracting the big gey. This certain type of salmon can fly out of the water by shitting itself.
by Rathew91 September 18, 2018

A style of rap where the rapper brags over a sad sounding beat so you think the song is emotional but it's really just a flex.
Joe: Wow, dude. This beat is depressing.
Dan: Listen to the lyrics though, it's a sad flex.
Lil Tjay: ♪ Lil Tjay ♫
Dan: Listen to the lyrics though, it's a sad flex.
Lil Tjay: ♪ Lil Tjay ♫
by nobroam February 5, 2020

Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.
Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.
by westbelmarposse June 15, 2018

Sad Face; plural, Sad Faces
- Adjective
A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.
- Adjective
A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.
1) I love the summertime! Hey Leroy, have you seen all the sad faces parading around Murray Hill?
2) Yo have you met Horace's buddy Lance? He's hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week
3) Dude I'm so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl
4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing
2) Yo have you met Horace's buddy Lance? He's hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week
3) Dude I'm so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl
4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing
by jaavug October 16, 2008

by Jew-Goy December 16, 2008

A nice way of describing a nasty bathroom experience without having to go into detail. This can describe a multitude of problems.
by Reeeese January 8, 2010
