Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context
He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl
by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022
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Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.
Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.
by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021
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Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them
by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022
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Surrender Monkey

A word for French people due to their great ability to surrender to the enemy
God damn Surrender monkeys and their cheese
by Anonymouslyhog August 14, 2024
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pop juice monkey

Porn star Peter North during an interview referred to a "pop juice monkey" as any male porn performer who produces copious amounts of semen during scene shootings.
Peter North is often cast because he's the best pop juice monkey in the industry.
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Monkey Futz

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!
You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.
by Control Room November 23, 2003
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toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.
Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!
by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 03, 2018
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