Loki cat

"ayo the funni loki cat here" "NO WAY LOKI IMPOSOR!!?!??!!?!?'1'''11'??''1'1'?"
by lokiismygod January 18, 2022
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Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"
by bobbly bob November 04, 2022
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cat loaf

Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.

Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.
Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf
by kasii9 November 13, 2021
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Cat nap

The act of taking a after noon nap.
I’m finna take a cat nap for a hour or 2
by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019
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stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.
1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.
by thebloodyfunnel May 20, 2015
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