Dick Tippin’

When dudes assert their dominance and seek self-validation by using the tip of the penis to leave their mark.

Executives can never accept a finished project without dick tippin.’ all over it.

Stop dick tippin’ on my work!

She quit her job because she couldn’t stand the incessant dick tippin’ competitions during meetings.

The thirst ran dry on her date when he started dick tippin’ the entire conversation.

by Tolovanna May 14, 2022

Dick Scraper

A person that has sharp teeth and suck dicks. Will aslo make your pp bleed.

Psst. I heard there is a dick scraper under the bridge, pay them 10 bucks and say goodby to you pp.

by Lemonlmao December 2, 2021

Dick sweeper

What a mustache is called when worn by a dude who gives blowies.

Did you see Kaleb's dick sweeper? It's glorious, and he's been growing it for two weeks.

by Dirkeydirkey April 22, 2020

Dick Warm

When a man sticks his D*ck in a girl to make it warm.

Joe: yea my dick was cold last night.
John: Did you dick warm with your girl?

by Ass_holewastaken June 13, 2021

Grenade Dick

When a guy has an erection with so much blood flow that it literally feels like his penis is about to explode. It is generally quite painful.

"The pain of grenade dick makes it much more difficult to conceal my hard-on than a typical erection."

by The Real Mister Mister August 24, 2017

Dick Bean

Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.

Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!

by Washoe March 10, 2015

Mad dick

A bothersome act or event

Jake: Hey man can I get my scooter back
Bill: nah yo it’s gone
Jake: mad dick yo, lemme get some money for it
Bill:mad dick nah
Jake: bro what do you had the scooter mad dick
Bill:

by the mystery nigga August 26, 2021