News Sharticles

When the media, magazines and newspapers have pointless shit that nobody cares about. news shart shit newspaper media magazines articles kardashian
I’m so sick of seeing pointless shit every time I open a magazine or turn on the news. social media is overloaded with tons of news sharticles
by unDURYEAted February 02, 2019
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New school

No matter what some people want you to think, out with the old and in with the new doesn't actually get rid of the old shit. If ever you do make a new friend, you don't get rid of or replace your old friends with the new friend or friends unless you were a born a fool, no matter how long ago it was you were born.
The new school shit isn't better than the old shit. Buzz Lightyear wasn't better than Andy's other toys, his ego made him think that he was.
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
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Deliverer of Bad News

I hate to be the deliverer of bad news Victoria but we cannot purchase a lightsaber at the disneyparks this time.
by danifhdz May 22, 2019
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New American Dream

Three hots (meals) and a cot (bed).
I wanted a mansion overlooking a bay, but now that I'm broke, homeless, and fucked-up, I'd settle for three hots and a cot, my New American Dream.
by Daily Planet Reporter August 28, 2012
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New Woke

Somebody who swears on their life they are "anti-woke" while embodying the negative aspects of unreasonable identity politics that being "woke" is so often characterized by. Often characterized by strong sensitive reactions while claiming that anyone who disagrees with them is being "overly sensitive".
White Lives Matter is just identity politics--call that the New Woke.
by KJaydeB May 26, 2025
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new jercan

He's not Puerto Rican or New Yorican. He's from Trenton NJ. He's a New Jercan.
by TX Pete May 10, 2023
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new jersey cartwheel

A sexual act in which a male puts both his legs behind his head, and lays flat on his back while he is naked. The male then has a female partner give him the act of pegging.
Female: Yo babe, tonight, I wanna do something a little freaky. I want to do a New Jersey Cartwheel
Male: I think we need to see other people
by Sacrid January 23, 2016
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