by Janitor November 11, 2021
Get the Fake friend daymug. Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.
Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!
Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"
Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"
Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."
Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"
Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"
Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"
Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"
Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"
Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."
Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"
Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"
Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"
Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
Get the Friendsmug. by Udolth April 27, 2022
Get the National Kiss Your Friend Daymug. 1.A dick of a friend. 2.This is a dick you do not have access to and do not want access to. 3.Forbidden Dick
"Yesterday when I was plastered I tried to blow Sam, but then i realized he was friend dick and I left."
by Izzy2latin October 4, 2017
Get the Friend Dickmug. someone you went on a date with and didn’t have chemistry, but the banter is awesome so you just text or call when you need a good laugh or some great conversation
by Barbara Handbag October 19, 2018
Get the Friends With Banterfitsmug. 
by Akathebestouthere October 14, 2019
Get the Friendmug.